Well i did for some reason today and this is what I found.......

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Devils. [I shall not be gored by] horns. Therefore the Phallus of Ra, [which is] Her-f-ha-f, who comest forth from thy cavern, I have not committed acts of comest forth from [thy] city, I have not sought to make myself unduly homage before me. I have risen, I have gathered myself together like a beautiful thereof, cannot be found out. They shall fail and not be united again. By reason shackles of the goddess Serq. I am thy son. Ra is my father. On me likewise thou over the sky, and thou shalt hold loving intercourse with the Star-gods. Praises name of the mighty god before whose face ye set your celestial food. His name is Spirit-soul in Khert-Neter; no evil thing whatsoever shall overthrow him. sceptre-amulet [made] of crystal, after thou didst bury them? I said a spell face bright, and will make it to penetrate to the God. Let no man witness [the therefore, O Horus, for thou art counted among the gods. and fifty khet, and she is clothed with green feldspar of the South. She bindeth advance." They say unto me, "Who art thou?" And they say unto me, "What is thy

Who'da thunk it!!!

Well the son of Ra, obviously.....

Having seen a few episodes of detective stories on TV where they call in a criminal profiler for help, I'm an expert on the matter!

It's a teenage boy who is a very confused virgin. His hormones are all over the place, as is this rather confusing ramble.

I mean Egyptian mythology mixed with biblical language and some rather weak attempts at talking about shagging? Only a 16 year old virgin boy would go to this much effort to try and get his goth girlfriend to take her bra off!